Adventures in   invitro
 
 
Hey, welcome to my page. I’m Chad, but you can call me... Big Sexy.
This is my first site and there’s not a lot here so far. Eventually, there will be lots of ‘stuff’ - what kind of ‘stuff’, I have no idea. This sites gonna be a lot like me and my ‘stuff’. Some of Big Sexy’s ‘stuff’ and sweet and tender, some is funny, and some of Big Sexy’s stuff is downright scaryful! So, enter at your own risk.
 
I can tell you there will be lots of baby slash daddy slash for the sweet love of God help ME! slash story stuff. Hey, what can I say, that’s about all that happens in my life now.
 
Oh, there will also be lots of 80s ‘stuff’. Big Sexy is a child of the 80s and if he could do it over he would - only this time he’d learn how to play the guitar and grow his hair out like Heather Locklear (of course I was always a bigger fan of  Heather Thomas. Ahh, I can still hear the Fall Guy theme song playing in my ear)
 
Hopefully, we’ll just have some fun here. And if Big Sexy is able to help you with some of his words of wisdom, all the better. Oh, and if I had to rate this site it’d be, hmmm, PG for Positively Gorgeous. Naaaw, but seriously. If you read Whompy in the Post, expect things here to be a little more, shall we say, colorful. Especially the language. Don’t worry, nothing too spicy, but maybe just a little salty.
Welcome Keep out Isnt it amazin’ what you can do with a low sperm count and a Visa Gold card. God bless a good credit rating.
Remember, if there is anything Big Sexy can do for you, or to you, just give him a jangle on his jingle. Oh, yeah, remember to go by our sister site,
http://www.paducahpostonline.com. Lots of ‘stuff’ there, probably something to tickle even your fancy.
best opening of any 80s show!! this image stayed with us poor sods for a long time. at least until tootie started getting that bootie on The Facts of Life! that’s a whole ‘nother story i’ll share with you some other time.