When the police and ambulances arrived only one child remained standing among the broken remains of the crack suicide ninja attack squad.  Moaning and in pain, each member of the crack suicide ninja attack squad was peeled off the floor and carried into awaiting ambulances.  The children and teachers were safe and sound, protected from the fighting by their new champion.  Amid the carnage, the paramedics approached the child to administer first aid.  He shrugged off the anaesthesia, took a swig of whiskey and instructed the paramedic to stitch him up.  "It's merely a flesh wound," he was heard to say. 

     A small scar, barely noticeable in a few years will be all the evidence that remains of this epic battle.  That, and the limps and severe mental scarring inflicted on each member of the crack suicide ninja attack squad.

     Later, our champion was pictured having a quick snack before nap time, in good spirits and sporting a grin that seemed to mock the overrated crack suicide ninja attack squad. One thing is certain - this guardería won't be bothered again for a long time....