Last night I came home from work too tired to do anything but not tired enough to sleep. I had gone to Hilbert’s for dinner. I got a bacon double cheese burger, large onion rings and an extra large chocolate malt. I reckon I get this too often because the lady looked at me and said, “I knew it was you, are you going to do this every day?” I replied, “Well, yeah every time I make it here I reckon.” To which she said, “You know this isn’t good for you.” What the hell? The dealer is making me feel bad for getting my fix. That’s just bad business.

Anyway, I got home and laid in bed trying to sleep. I’d lay there for a while, then I’d mess around on the intertron for a while. I started looking for you tube clips featuring David Sedaris. It was during this search that I found the funniest woman ever. I think she may be funnier than Sarah Silverman. Amy Sedaris was the star of Strangers With Candy. I never saw that show. I only knew Amy Sedaris from David Sedaris’s books. I found this clip and fell in love. There are so many great ones but this is the first one I watched so in my opinion it is the best.