Shock and disbelief reigned as Bernard announced that his so called safety harness had been attached to nothing but outer space for several hours (see photo showing unattached chain hook hanging uselessly over a tree branch) sending safety coordinator Chaz into yet another tizzy. He immediately called Uncle Eric to report the violation. (no photo available)

 

The entire tree house crew reacted as one. (see "More Photos")

 

As Nate was leaving for Columbia he kept screaming, "But I'm not gay, I'm not gay!" (Nice try, little buddy. Photos available but deemed inappropriate)