1. 10 minutes after his 3rd goal and Woody can still be spotted celebrating as the game draws to a close!

Why is Humphreys in goal for Tumble?!?!?!?!

2. Can anyone help me get my foot out of his a*se?

Jenkins is saying "DEGSEY I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE I THINK IT'S TIME WE CAME OUT!"

1. The glare from Twinkle’s forehead had Twig blinded!

2. If ur gay and proud raise ur hand

1. 'oooh, oooh, oooh I wanna be like you oooh oooh'

2. 'I'm sure I left a Mars under that tree last winter?' 

Humph: " I can't wait to get you home cowboy."

Woody: "I'm not happy, you could have told me that it was fancy dress!"

Luggs: "I polished this earlier."

Dick: " So did I, but who cleaned the trophy?"

If I could only reach it and put my mouth round it, I wouldn't need to leave the house!!!