Was just another day at work and I was walking around a corner...and it happened...AGAIN. This chick I work with nearly had a heart-attack. No. Not because of my obscene good looks or incomparable charm, but because she was startled. Was wondering how the heck she didn’t know that I was approaching...then it hit me. Maybe all those years of ninja training as a youth have made me unconsciously undetectable to the human senses. Guess you can take the boy out of the dojo, but not the dojo out of the boy. So in order to warn people of my impending presence, I am considering installing some TAPS on my sneakers. That way people people could hear me toe-shuffle-heel-toe-shuffle-heeling my way around. Spurs would work too, but they seem like a far greater injury risk to myself and others. Was wondering if anyone knows where a guy can get some decent TAPS for his shoes? Thank you.

 

Never would have pegged Domo a narcissist.