A Little More Sanity
 
So maybe not every turd has it’s day. Despite the resilience of the Transformers movie to good sense and taste, Fox and Universal are looking to pull the plug on a $135 million film production of the video game Halo. This is most definitely good news...despite how much I loved the Doom film.
 
Actually joined millions of online gamers in wandering around Azeroth last week. For those of you who have been kicking it in a cave with Osama in Afghanistan, Azeroth is the totally cool, online, magical universe where World of Warcraft kids get their game on. As a Level 7 Warrior Dwarf, I am totally pwning n00bs thanks to my kick ass XP and spell casting mojo. Killed lots of boars, bears, and evil elves...hundreds actually...talked to lots of villagers...delivered some mail even...Man, this game is more boring than my life. I’m so quitting WoW.
 
If Nate and Brad ever get that sweet new crib, I have found the illest furnishings money can buy. Of course, Brad might try to eat the sushi pillows after one of his benders...good thing Costco carries soy sauce by the gallon.
 
Another reason NOT to become a billionaire: high-priced art mishaps. Steve Wynn bust a hole in a $139 million Picasso while “gesturing?” These are the kind of problems I can do without. Heck, he could have produced the Halo movie with that kind of coin.
Friday, October 20, 2006