Making New Friends
Was just thinking about how well this blowing up stuff and killing people thing is working for the Muslims. Maybe from now on, everyone who finds something offensive should just go on a murderous rampage. It seems to be much more effective than civil debate, mediation, or peaceful protest. Worth a try anyway. Here it goes: MTV, if you do not cancel Laguna Beach within 24 hours, I’m gonna blow the giant Rainier beer “R” in Seattle sky high!...Wait that was already torn down and replaced with a Tully’s coffee sign. Damn capitalism.
Got into an e-mail flame war accidently this week. There’s this gay site for .Mac losers (of which I am viscount), and I made the mistake of mocking a video posted on it. A chick in the video continues to e-mail with pithy little numbers like this:
well for your informaiton its called typing fast but i guess that you kno nothing about that. as for imovie we dont use imovie we you FCP n i use dvd studio pro thank you very much. nate kno how to use that pro app unlike u. and he is also a certified apple tech. so take that roll it in a tight lil wad n shove it. as for ur lil neice im pretty sure tha she can go to hell as i already have a job n kno how to write n spell if you have any other problems you can shove em. thought tha u were gonna be sum1 diff but no u jus like everyone else judge what you dont kno. idiots... so now back to the real world and out of ur lil gay skater crap when you kno what ur talking then maybe ill consider talking to you
What kind of person tells a 7 year old to “go to hell”? Everyone who knows me is well aware that I did absolutely nothing to provoke this...Anyway, for further feminine rage check out her entertaining blog.
One-time decided to hassle me today. For those of you lacking a proper education, “one-time” is just another name for dirty coppers. Was a female officer, unattractive of course (when a BMX bike rams your car you know luck and fate have conspired against you). The date on my insurance card was expired so this “public servant” wrote me up a ticket for $240...despite checking her onboard computer and confirming my insurance was current. Oh do I hate pigs. Not the animals though; they give us bacon.
I agree putting the cracker Bills on here, but why the Cos? The man gave us Leonard Part 6!
Thursday, April 13, 2006
