Straight...No Chaucer
Looking for a truly esoteric blog? Apparently Geoffrey Chaucer didn’t die back in medieval times and has his very own web-journal over at Blogger. Wading through Middle English has never been so much fun!
In the “How Big of an Asshole Can One Dude Be?” file, Grand Moff Lucas has decided to shake the last bit of change from his fans’ pockets. He’s finally releasing the original Star Wars trilogy unblemished on DVD...just because he knows that everyone has already purchased the crappy, delusional director-altered set. Thanks for the memories, George. I’m becoming a Buckaroo Banzai fanboy.
Ever wanted to succeed in graphic design? Well, thanks to Donald Trump’s stale Apprentice show, everyone now has a roadmap to victory!
In closing, I would like to say that I no longer hate The O.C. after they killed off Marissa. My attitude has now been upgraded to “indifferent” in regard to the show.
Friday, May 19, 2006
