Paging Zack Morris...
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Once adored by millions of fans and surpassed only by Steve Urkel in notoriety, Dustin Diamond now finds himself on the verge of homelessness. Only by coming up with 250 large in 30 days can poor Screech save his humble abode in Wisconsin. His plan for getting the cash? Selling crappy t-shirts online for $15 a shot (or $20 for an autographed version). Good luck with that, Dustin. I, however, have a real plan for saving the washed-up douchebag’s shack! What if Taco Bell was to donate 5¢ from every chalupa or Nachos Supreme® sold to pay off Diamond’s debt??? They could the promotion “Saved by the Bell...Taco BELL that is!!!” Just think...Your next “fourth meal” could actually help a quasi-worthy cause...while still fattening your ass.
So my niece’s wager with her friend has taken an interesting turn. Her friend says she has her clone and will show it to my niece tomorrow. Man, being a kid must kick ass.
The first rule of Fight Club?...Don’t start said club with a bunch of software engineers. Maybe that’s the real reason Bill Gates is retiring...More time to train. Eye of the tiger, Billy...EYE OF THE TIGER!
Sunday, June 18, 2006
