The Biggest Loser
Finally was able to sleep last night thanks to the extension of the NFL Collective Bargaining Agreement. To all the billionaire Mr. Burns types who made it happen: Kudos, Gentlemen. Kudos for a job well done. In other news, I am a major dumbass. This is a story we have been covering for awhile, but the return of American Idol makes it all the more evident. Not only do I watch the show, I actually call in and vote for the contestants...repeatedly. Go ahead and laugh it up, assholes. That Kellie is just too damn cute. It’s also an Idol tradition of mine to vote for the biggest freak on the guys side in the hopes of pushing him through each week...in turn pissing off the viewers who take it seriously (my parents). Have determined the two finalists for my 2006 “American Douche.” Who do you think I should vote for? (I really don’t care what you think, but questions seem to work for this guy).
Thursday, March 9, 2006
