Wii the People
Fanboys...So much hatred for so many things. Nintendo’s decision to name their new console “Wii” has been largely greeted with hearty guffaws and/or outrage by the gaming population. While I too thought it was a pretty retarded moniker at first, I have come to embrace the Wii. “Revolution” never really did it for me, and who knows...not that many people were fond of “iPod” as a product name 5 years ago. Wii is definitely a better title than Xbox or Xbox 360 (must be embarrassing for M$ having their 360th system be less powerful than Sony’s third).
After kicking my ass over a month ago, my little niece decided to build a new addition to her house of pain. Today at daycare, she hit some poor little sap with her bike and broke his leg. It was an accident, of course, but after this incident and my collision, I think that a state and federal ban on bicycles is in order. Naturally, this would piss off a bunch of hippies in Portland and Seattle...All the better I say!!!
The poor Japanese...First we drop two atomic bombs on them, and now the nation faces a horrible epidemic of young people failing to hookup. Feel really bad about America’s past sins against the Land of the Rising Sun, so I’m here to help. To any comely young Asian lasses needing knocking-up: my seed awaits your beckon call. Won’t even make you cook me breakfast. Now that’s diplomacy!!!
Tuesday, May 2, 2006
