Gay Pride 2006
That’s right, kids. National Gay Pride Day is once again upon us...the day our gay Congressmen and women look forward with pride to owning a new 2 year lease on an overpriced office in D.C. (not to mention the hookers). Sure, many of you feel pretty good right now. Think you made a difference, changed the world and all that bullsh*t. In reality, however, whatever your vote...you picked a douche or turd...is that something to proud of?
Islamic fundamentalists everywhere should be rejoicing at the prospects of big female gains in Congress. They won’t, of course, being the retarded goat-humpers that they are. But more women in power means a much quicker decline for Western civilization...Why would I not be surprised to see Oprah as Secretary of State in 2 years...
In a move no doubt aimed to address voter apathy, Blizzard Entertainment shut down the server I use for World of Warcraft today. Having achieved Lvl 25 status, my Dwarf Warrior could hardly be considered a n00b any longer. Even joined a guild which I am pretty sure is populated with international lingerie models. Was hoping to score some major XP and shoot for lvl 26 tonight, but I guess some people think the whole national election is more important. When will we ever learn? Really...when???
Tuesday, November 7, 2006
