“Last time I flipped out around friends it all ended with me stomping away from a bunch of vegans in our organic garden. I had a machete, and was heading for McDonald's. Luckily, before I reached McDonald's, I realized the machete might not be welcome there, so I ditched it.

 

“I was in a terrible mood (I don't remember why), and had gone to the garden to chop down bamboo to make a bamboo irrigation system. I just wanted to chop. A bunch of people came by and wanted to plant flowers and have a poetry reading right where I was chopping. There is nothing in the world that makes me more angry than a bunch of vegans with flowers reading poetry while I am trying to massacre a bamboo jungle with a giant blade.”