the library only gives you 2 hours, so i’ve made this website in that time.  if that nosy broad at the information desk comes over one more time to ask me to be quiet, i’m going to rename this website “diary of a librarian kicker.”

Our agent, larry, told me to put up a website so that the fans can find out all about me.  i’m not disagreeable with that idea, so here is my website.

Welcome to it, and if you’re a girl, send me a photo of yourself and you could win a prize.