Ready for something completely different...

On June 14th 2008 come on down to the Bloomsburg, PA Town park @ 11:00 a.m.

and participate in the dumbest competition you will see in Central Pennsylvania this year.  The Hakuna Matata Regatta is all about pointless, creative futility and the beauty of sheer celebration for celebration sake. 

There are no points for speed, beauty or athletic prowess...only STYLE!