There are a few required traits to be a member of our family. First, you must be fairly high on the stubborn scale. Likewise, you must be strongly opinionated on at least one relatively insignificant subject. (Asher only drinks from straw or regular cups, never traditional sippies. Aidan feels strongly that the blue is the only acceptable color of lightsaber. Summer considers turquoise blue to be the superior color in any crayon box. Stacey believes that any restaurant not offering free drink refills should be shut down. Dave feels that under no circumstances should a two-point conversion be attempted before the forth quarter.) Also, you must love the beach, couscous, In n’ Out Burger, and the song Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake.