






beach advert



our pilot tv show is in the pipeline
Now this is a story all about how,
my life got so involved with sand.
And why we take a minute first to clear up the mess. Then make a monkey on a sofa out of sand in a dress.
In the west end of London, we learnt the craft. On the beach in Waterloo we do most of our graft. Chilling out, digging, sculpting sand and singing. We don’t ever get that long because the tide always comes back in.
During the 1930's large piles of sand - was shipped to the capital attracting 500,000. In 5 years alone the South bank shore was transformed, there was Toffee apple sellers, entertainers and more.
So good old King George V, he made a decreed. He promised Waterloo beach now would always be free. Soon the memories of this London beach would go bitter, while the shores became neglected and polluted with litter...
Though, 3 years ago, I started carving the sand. Using just a bucket, working with my hands. Now we travel the kingdom with our new TV show. Inspiring creativity in art where we go.
For details of logistics and rates please e-mail dirtybeach@me.com or call 07790 434949 or check the tides, and pop down and see us!