The site for beach lovers who appreciate live music and great art. We recycle all our sculptures too...

For those of you who don’t know, dirtybeach is not just a bunch of hippies making sand art. We work as movie moguls and we eat entrepreneur for lunch. I may be exaggerating a touch but I do like to jest ... How many scientific engineers does it take to change the concept of a light bulb? One or two. Well its not much of a joke. Its based on the uncertainty principle but it is certainly true. And in our serious effort to change the world for the better *we have invented a new lighting system for the bedroom which would reduce the amount of injuries sustained in the dark as a result of trip and fall accidents by a factor of a big random number. We believe they could even save lives with the time delay switch system. Turn on the light and it comes on. Turn it off but it won’t go off for twenty seconds. Thus allowing the turn off the big light and get into bed maneuver to proceed without catastrophe. Discarded shoes, or children's toy provide a veritable deadly assault course which can still be detected by the visual senses while the big light is emitting photons at the speed of the universe. Twenty seconds of emission's is enough to navigate safely, even in potentially the darkest places on the planet. Saving lives. Still following..?

Unfortunately at this stage, we cannot get this life saving invention into full scale production for the mass market because the “life switch” would require more money then our scrounging asses ever earn on the beach.

So we have come up with a solution. Only at dirtybeach.tv can we offer you this unique chance to fund an innovative art house film project experiment in the making with our GIMP donations fund.

“GET IT MADE PLEASE” Or GIMP for short is a chance for you to decide what we make to your own specifications. Do you want a personal message made in the sand,”I ate your kit kat sorry” or do you just want to see a sand horse? You decide. You make it up and then we actually make it up. Its so brilliant and if you fund the gimps now you will automatically get registered for our TV show when it gets made for real. All our sculptures are works of art. Give this GIMP as a gift to your friends and you will be helping us fund our funny pilot TV series.

We are also looking for artistic talent of any kind to feature on our sandy stage, contestants for the beach olympics or anybody who just likes smashing fun in the big fun smash in the end. Remember its free to apply to be part of this pilot TV show, just drop us an email to dirtybeach@me.com but if you join G.I.M.P you will guarantee yourself a place in the real show, where our contestant will win some pounds.