One is bad enough, but there actually TWO authors named David Chartrand who pop up in Google and Amazon.com searches.

     I am this David Chartrand. Father of Max, son of Christianne. I own two yellow

Labradors.

     The OTHER David Chartrand writes, um, well, I think the technical term is “erotica.”  Not that I would know what that means or anything.

     Just don’t get us confused, or you may be surprised when your book order arrives.  So will everyone else in the office.