So the client says, “Dude, I need a Pterodactyl but it’s like, you know, a pirate.”

“A pirate Pterodactyl?” I reply.

“That’s it exactly. That’s what I need; a pirate Pterodactyl... with a cutlass.”

“Okaaay, then. One cutlass wielding pirate Pterodactyl coming up.”

“Aaargh!” replied the client.