CAT TALK
Little George and Mr Ralph answer all your problems about car maintenance, philosophy, modern art and the universe.
Suzy of Bent Forks, Idaho asks:
Q. Should I switch to gasohol and will it help global warming?
A. George says: It is better to drink the alcohol, it will warm you globally
Al of Falling Heights, Illinois asks:
Q. What is the significance of dark matter and does it really matter??
A. Ralph says: We haz reelly dark mattur at the botm of our litturbokx. Duz yu want sum?
Fluffy of Itching Butte, Iowa asks:
Q. Where do the lumps go after they disappear from the litterbox?
A. George says: The humans steal them and keep them hidden until they turn into fossil fuel.
Hai,
I am George
I thinkz deep thorts
Hai,
I am Ralph
I eetz kardbored
George’s Advice
Poop in the box, think outside!
Ralph’s Picks
Desperate House Cats
Cockroaches of the Serengeti
