Mary

No matter what, I am NOT going home with him tonight!

Kyle

Next scene is you naked, cooking him breakfast.

Mary

NO! Absolutely NO breakfast! I’ve already set it all up.

Kyle

Set what up?

Mary

My mission. My strategy. My game plan! This is a battle plan of the strictest form and order!

This is a story about a girl named Mary trying to do right, by doing all the wrong things.  She has found the love of her life and decides no matter what, she will not repeat the sins of her past, so she constructs a personal battle plan of the strictest form and order . But, a few too many martinis and a generous bartender end up sending Mary on a downward spiral of humiliation... and ultimately she ends up exactly where she should have begun.