XSRV

Year: 1983

Make: Chevy

0-to-60 in: 7 minutes.

Motor:  6.2 Liter. Veggie oil/bio-diesel engine conversion in process.

Interior:  2-inch shag carpeting. Custom bamboo flooring and panels.

Exterior:  Steven “Sli Dawg” Chew custom art wrap. Green astro turf VIP roll-out carpet.

Audio visual: Dual flip-down flat screen monitors. Twin DVD players and gaming stations. Cordless mic and loudspeaker. Audio mixing board and portable PA system. Satellite radio and iPod plug and play ready.

Plumbing: Indoor and outdoor hot showers. Bathtub converts to whirlpool during hard braking.

Refrigerator: Holds 87 ice-cold cans of XS Energy Drink.

XSFASTBOAT

Year: 2006

Make: X Star MasterCraft

Length: 22 Feet

Top Speed: 50 MPH

Motor: Indmar LQ9 454, 425 Horsepower, Cadilac Northstar

Audio: Clarion Marine, 16 speakers, 1 sub woofer

Passenger capacity: 12 passengers

Wave/wake options: 3 ballest tanks create Teahupoo style monster tubes.

Harpoon: No

Anchor: Yes

Disco ball: Optional