AND I’M SICK OF SUCKING UP LEAVES.  LITERALLY.  I THINK I GAVE MYSELF LEAF INDUCED ASTHMA THE OTHER DAY.  OR SOMETHING THAT MY PULMONARY SYSTEM THOUGHT WOULD BE FUN TO EXPUNGE BY MAKING IT HARD TO BREATHE.  MAYBE SWMBO IS RIGHT, MAYBE I SHOULD WEAR A FLU MASK WHEN I’M TURNING TREE DETRITUS INTO LITTLE TINY PIECES OF INHALABLE DUST.  YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR YOUR WIFE TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING FELLAS.