If you could eradicate one thing from the world tomorrow what would it be?

Stupid questionnaire questions.

Who would you like to play you if a film was made of your life?

Shrek.

Which fictional character would you like to meet, and why?

Shrek.

If you could be PM tomorrow for a day what would you do?

Transfer money into a private Swiss bank account under the name Charlotte Connolly.

Which biblical character would you like to meet?

God.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

My inability to be witty in questionnaires.

If you could be teleported to one place in the world, where would it be?

Bamburgh Beach.

Which book/ film has most influenced you and why?

Shrek.