“I liked that guy... he had a cute accent.”
- Zander
“If I only had one eye I would just do mad drugs.”
- Elvis
“I had mud butt all day yesterday, I couldn’t even skate.”
- McDoogle
“If your entire run consists of all handrail
tricks you should be nudged into the mouth
of a dormant volcano and then judged on
whether or not you can survive the fall and
subsequent climb back out.”
- Josh Stewart
“I’m gonna beat your butt hole up.”
- Zander
“I don’t drink no Mike Hard’s Lemonade”
- McDoogle
“Are we seriously going to another spot? This is why I hate skateboarding... Because all the people I hang out with love it.”
- Jimmy Loco
“I almost bought a VX once. Then I decided to buy drugs instead.”
- Jimmy Loco
“I bet that dude is hung like a tic-tac.”
- McDoogle
“I pissed in an oven in California, a refrigerator in Rhode Island and a closet in Hatfield.”
- Jimmy Loco
“I came out skating today and ended up face down with my pants off.”
- McDoogle
“Loco isn’t a state of mind... it’s a way of life.”
- Jimmy Loco
“That chick looks wild... suck your nuts and spit in your face wild.”
- McDoogle
“You doing anything tonight or just tucking it in and dancing in front of the mirror?”
- Fat Boy
“Look at this dude... he’s doing Pee Wee Herman
tricks.”
- Pat Stiener
“I’m done with this nugget spot shit... I wanna get hurt.”
- Jimmy Loco
“I ain’t ridin’ no bus. Tell Mully I’m sittin’ on leather.”
- Gorecki
McDoogle: “You chill at the mall? That’s like
what 14 year old girls do.”
Shaun: “Yeah, but we’re motivated. We actually
buy shit.”