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Mike (also known as the “Oracle”). A yellow-shirt and member of CFA since '05, Mike's life-long dream is to lay the smackdown on those who break the law and prey upon the weak. He is currently in the process of realizing this dream by majoring in Criminal Justice at the University of Maryland, and will soon be joining the local Police Department. An outdoors-man at heart, Mike enjoys rock climbing, backpacking, and just walking in the woods. He generally requires supervision while indoors, however, as if left to his own wiles, Mike will most likely entertain himself by practicing de-escalation techniques on his Yellow Labrador or by dressing up his Body Opponent Bag.

Jim is known for his outstanding research abilities and for always knowing a source of additional information on any subject being discussed. He served in the Navy for 8 years before becoming a Systems Engineer for a defense contractor in the DC area. A family-man with a wife and young daughter, Jim provides a pragmatic and sensible perspective to RBSD, as he always has not only himself in mind, but his family. Jim takes full advantage of his fatherhood by having an excuse to see cartoons and children's movies at the theater every weekend. He never misses one. Ever. Jim enjoys history and sports of all kinds.

Trevor is a lazy bastard who's going to sleep right now instead of writing his bio. No one can doubt the level of his dedication to CFA as, despite living somewhere out in E. Bum#@!@#, Virginia, he takes a two-hour (one-way) bus ride to the studio to train. Dedicated, indeed, but not very prudent, as he could have slept on the bus ride home instead of spinning game on the 19 year-old coed he strategically sat next to and thereby have had the energy to write a bio upon his arrival home. Trevor enjoys candlelit dinners followed by romantic walks on the beach and can be reached at 1-800-SLUMBER

Nico A true baller with kicks that match his shirt, Nico's cockiness will never subside. He is currently training to become some sort of EMT so he can fix his own broken noses from here on out. A nomad at heart, Nico pimps his Mexico license plates as long as he legally can. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or a good "Nico-ing", Nico surely brings it all to the table. Just be sure to not give him too much credit or else it goes straight to his head... just like all the punches that get thrown at him.

Tim is a man of deep moral convictions, Tim's original calling in life was the ministry. He didn't get past the interview at Seminary School however, for when asked why he wanted to become a priest, he responded that "Nuns are hot". Tim doles out his own unique take on religion, be it in the form of teaching humility to 3rd degree black belts or saving the souls of Chinese hookers in Virginia. Just make sure you never underestimate the "Dirt Dog", or else he'll rip you a “new one” faster than he did to Ling-Ling over the weekend.