Today, Business Review Weekly awarded Atlassian Software its special “K-Mart Award”, for being Australia’s fifth-largest exporter of t-shirts.

 

The Atlassian t-shirt empire has been steadily growing over the last few years, and it is rumoured that revenues from sales of the world-famous “Because You’ve Got Issues” shirt have now exceeded those from JIRA and Confluence combined.

 

The award came as quite a shock to Carli, whose only comment was: “Thank God I found that cool shirt-folding video on the Internet, or I’d not have any time to... to... what is it I do here again?”