Our intrepid TUAtlW investigative reporter (pictured), has uncovered a sinister plot to “thin the ranks” of Atlassian employees by exposing them to deadly chemicals.

 

Offered the tempting lure of a

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Today, Business Review Weekly awarded Atlassian Software its special “K-Mart Award”, for being Australia’s fifth-largest exporter of t-shirts.

 

The Atlassian t-shirt empire has been steadily growing

It seems there’s been an epidemic of people leaving Atlassian to ‘pursue their dreams’, whether that be writing a novel or starting their own company. In a TUAtlW scoop, we have discovered that ‘

On Friday, January 20th 2006, the ever-growing collection of shell-scripts that form the JIRA nightly build reached such a high enough level of complexity that they spontaneously become self-aware.