Atlassian’s much sought-after end office remains empty, fuelling speculation that it will become the secret base for Atlassian’s “Black Ops” division.
The Black Ops team will be a counterpart to the Ops team, with responsibilities such as license enforcement, guerilla marketing, support contract renewal with extreme prejudice, and cleaning up the lunch table.
Atlassian management did not return our calls on this matter, instead just returning a terse, official response that we were “on crack”. Clearly, they have something to hide.