Atlassian-User developer “Good Nick” has, according to sources inside Atlassian, been developing something of a Texas Hold’em habit lately, whiling away his lunch-hours feeding his online gambling addiction.

 

As such, we here at TUAtlW look with skepticism on his supposed plan to devote himself full-time to “writing”. It’s far more likely that he plans to immerse himself in a life of illicit thrill and debauchery in smoke-filled gambling-dens, finally cashing out with a seven-figure book and movie deal for his life story.