A plain brown paper package addressed to Confluence lead developer, Charles Miller, was accidentally opened by Atlassian administrative staff. Its contents, according to our mole in the company? A full-size, “anatomically correct” inflatable Steve Jobs doll.

 

“Charles’ Apple fetish is well-known around here”, our source revealed. “What he gets up to with his Powerbook in the depths of the night is common knowledge. But this.. this is a bit too much.”