This Bogus Journalist should be writing for the National Enquirer!
Obviously a paranoid and demented creature who derives some sort of deviant pleasure from attending an event, then reporting on completely fictitious activities that most likely occurred only in his small little mind.
He even threatened to assault a crippled veteran, but wants to wait till there are no witnesses, as he wrote in his last lame column.
Come on Fat Boy.....I’ll drop you like a 2 foot putt!
The Portly Penguin & Sidekick
Name: Stephen Lemons
The Byrd from New Times
Weight: Scales Broke
College: Doubtful
Major: Pain in the ASS!
Favorite Food: Free
My favorite songs
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1.Pocket Full of Puss
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2.My lover’s Fat Too
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3.The Pansy Puke’n Polka
My favorite links
You’re Next. Penguin Boy!
Want to know where a Lemon comes from?
Damn, another pimple on my ass! Wait! No, it’s just another Lemon!
