Roachworld Volume Two
 
Headlines from The Human Adventure

>> Who writes this shit? I lived in Kingsbridge for fucking YEARS and three-quarters of this article is just factually incorrect. Almost everyplace they list under ‘nightlife’ is either in Inwood or Riverdale. There’s no mention of Piper’s Kilt, Petropolis, Taz Mahol, or Ibiza. And the ‘mall’ they’re building by 231st Street? Well, considering the one they built down on 225th Street is abandoned save for Target, Marshall’s, Applebee’s and two sneaker stores, I’ll not hold my breath. Between this and the Businessweek article claiming Kingsbridge is a burgeoning new ‘hot’ neighborhood, I’m becoming rapidly convinced that they’ve hired bug-eyed crackheads at these periodicals just to save on the health insurance. 

>> Man Grows Penis Out of Arm. There is something distinctly amiss with the Russian gene pool. I cannot imagine a single person on Earth needing further proof than this. 

>> I look forward to the next time anyone British tells me how insane America is, as they catapult towards the kind of society Alan Moore lampooned in V for Vendetta. 

>> MySpace continues to keep pedophiles in business. Onward, Staten Island! Onward, online seduction of the innocent!

>> Quote of the day?

Syrian Minister of Culture Riyadh Na'san Agha said the US and Israel were to blame for the July 2005 multiple bomb attacks on London during a TV broadcast last month. 

Footage here, courtesy of MEMRI

"Take, for example, the London bombings, of which Muslims have been accused," Agha said during a program broadcast on Iranian TV station al-Kawthar."Who are they? Has anyone announced their names? Has anyone said who they were? They were forgotten, just like in all the bombings that took place in Europe. The truth is that the people who do this are the agents of the US, with its new anti-Islamic policy, and the agents of Zionism and the Mossad. Unfortunately, our media in some Islamic countries follows the Zionist media machine and repeats what it is says.The Syrian minister also claimed al-Qaeda was a fictional entity. "The so-called al-Qaeda is in my opinion, an illusion. It is a bunch of organizations which used to be supervised by the CIA, and used to commit crimes in some Arab and Islamic countries. They committed crimes in Luxor, Tunisia, and Jordan. Who knows who committed these crimes? Who can vouch that the prisoners in Guantanamo are really the so-called terrorists? We don't know, because none of these crimes were investigated.”

THE END {of the beginning} IS NIGH!






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Thursday, March 22, 2007