Dixinass2003 was released to an expectant IT industry late
last year.

Based on Dixin Programming and A.S.S Technology, Dixinass proved to be a fruitful union with CocSoft reporting firm sales of 50,000 units - up 14% according to industry figures.

"Software companies have always had two avenues to explore, but hardware companies have had to make do with one" says IT professional Bernard Manning.

"I think CocSoft has proven that a scary hole can be filled if you're willing to go outside the normal channel."

Superstar Band First To Employ Dixinass Server Technology!

According to New Zealand band Svelte, this story and its resulting web page is too bloody stupid (and juvenile) for its own good.

The band thought it would be funny to swear and talk about ass fucking, but its turning out to be lame.

Maybe if Svelte actually gets somewhere, parent groups could complain about the ass fucking bit and Svelte could generate some publicity that way. But according to a band spokesman, that's a long shot: "The best we could hope for is a family argument about inappropriate web content and maybe some docked pocket money."