MATT CANNOT WRITE

MATT CANNOT WRITE

Welcome to Version 4.0 of my website!

After a long hiatus, during which time I was fleeing from the terror of a post-war like atmosphere in my hometown, nuclear meltdown and constant global shakes, in which I found myself unable to blog, coupled with the replacement of my dying computer with a fancy new one, I decided to relaunch the site.

Perhaps soon you shall be able to read about those dramatic adventures in novel form. In the meantime, please be aware that many people in Japan are still struggling in many ways. I am very lucky, but some have lost their homes, families, schools, iPhone backups.... it’s terrible. So spare a thought, and perhaps some cash and make a donation to the Japanese Red Cross relief efforts.

Matt Cannot Make a Website by Matthew ROWE

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Contains the secrets of the universe.... if you look hard enough and have a great imagination.

You’ve had the pleasure of searching out, or perhaps stumbling across, the web site for British author Matthew Rowe. That’s him, I mean me, up there on the book cover there. Yes, him with the book. Don’t let the picture put you off. I’m a reasonable chap.

Although I have taken the career path of teaching English to foreign students in foreign countries and despite whatever else people may say about me, first and foremost, I am a writer. I have written novels, one of which I have published, along with an anthology of short stories with the help of the wonderful LuLu.com. You can look at them and buy them by clicking on one of these fancy buttons found throughout the site:

Or you could look for them on Amazon and save yourself some pennies.

The books may be the reason you are here, and if so, I am especially happy as it means I impressed you. Hopefully you shall be further drawn into my world and then I will have another mindless slave to harvest brains from to power my zombie army... but I digress. It is also possible that you came here because of one of my randomly placed adverts that I left at great risk of repercussions from The Man. Whatever the reason, I am glad you are here; such a notion makes me practically tingle like Principal Snyder kicking Buffy out of school, as that is what I want to do. Impress you, not kick Buffy out of school, because she is fictional (sorry fellas) and therefore it would be very hard to do, not to mention the fact I would have to spend many years working myself up to be principal of an American High School.

On this site you’ll be able to find out more about me, my work and general happenings within the realms of my experience. To this end, read my blog or follow my tweets. These things and more can be found through the helpful links at the top of the page.

So enjoy your time here and keep coming back for regular updates, including what is turning out to be an almost daily blog. Yes, come back then, come back or I’ll eat your babies.*

*Threat of baby eating not to be taken literally.

All material on this site is © Matthew Rowe 2008 - 2012 , unless otherwise stated.