You’ve had the pleasure of searching out, or perhaps stumbling across, the web site for British author Matthew Rowe. That’s him, I mean me, over there to the left. Don’t let the picture put you off. I’m a reasonable chap.
Whatever else people may say about me (including myself.... especially myself) first and foremost, I am a writer. I have written one novel, I’m working on a second, and I have self-published an anthology of short stories with the help of the wonderful LuLu.com, called Not All of Them About Zombies. You can buy it by clicking on this lovely button, where ever you may see it:
The book may be the reason you are here, and if so, I am especially happy as it means I impressed you. Hopefully you shall be further drawn into my world and then I will have another mindless slave to harvest brains from to power my zombie army... but I digress. It is also possible that you came here because of one of my randomly placed adverts that I left at great risk. Whatever the reason, I am glad you are here; it means I’ve added something positive to your life, made an impression, and such a notion makes me practically tingle like Principal Snyder kicking Buffy out of school, as that is what I want to do. Impress you, not kick Buffy out of school, because she is fictional (sorry fellas) and therefore it would be very hard to do.
On this site you’ll be able to find out more about me, my work and general happenings within the realms of my experience in a blog, news items and biography. All of these things can be found through the helpful links at the top of the page.
So enjoy your time here and keep coming back for regular updates, including what is turning out to be a almost daily blog. Yes, come back then, come back or I’ll eat your babies.*
*Baby eating not to be taken literally.
All material on this site is © Matthew Rowe 2008, unless otherwise stated.