The results of a shocking new experiment carried out last month in Preston were unvailed today.  Local photographer Ade Crook (ArcPhotos.co.uk), & Anglo Italian wonder model Petronelli, admitted they may have too far with their latest creation - The mix of Petronelli’s stunning figure, & the head of a deer was originally intended to promote the well being of animals in the fashion industry. But in a freak turn of events, the genetic balance went terribly wrong. Too much Petronelli got in the mix & overpowered the passive peace loving animal.  Petronelli was last seen terrorising the night life in North East England, butting Toon revellers into the Tyne.  She always was a handful.......

Don’t call me deer!